He asked.
Somebody answered.
Pick a trade, or type your own. The names that come back are real, and so is the list of places the answer read them.
He asks a chatbot instead. Three businesses get named.
It says where it read them. Three places, and not one of them a promise.
So the question is simple. How many of them were yours?
Who does high-rise window cleaning in Brooklyn?
Where did you read that?
How many of those were his own?
LIMITS 0001 SAID BEFORE ANY WORK
Four things nobody
can promise you.
We would rather say them before the invoice than after it. Anyone who leaves them out is selling something they do not control.
- 01 THAT CHATGPT WILL NAME YOU The answer is generated again every time it is asked. Nobody owns a place in it.
- 02 THAT THE NUMBER ONLY GOES UP Sometimes a slice comes back at zero. You get it as it is, rather than as a chart.
- 03 THAT WE WILL ASK ON YELP Yelp forbids asking for reviews at all. Said before the work, not after somebody notices.
- 04 THAT WE WILL FILTER THE BAD ONES Gating costs most of the review volume for a fraction of a star, and it gets the history removed when it is caught. Not offered at any price.
What $1,000 covers.
All of it on your accounts, in your name, and it stays yours whether we carry on together or not.
EVERY DIRECTORY, ONE ANSWER
The same business, everywhere it is listed
Name, address, phone and hours made identical across the local directories and aggregators. A machine assembling an answer stops seeing two companies with one phone number.
every listing
THEIR QUESTIONS, YOUR PAGES
Written for what people actually ask
The real questions are pulled first, then the pages are written and marked up to answer them: services, prices, areas, hours, the lot, in a form that can be extracted. Nearly half of what an answer cites is the business's own site, so this is the half that decides whether you can be assembled into one at all. 47.5%, Otterly, 1,000,000+ citations, Jan to Feb
extractable
YOURS, NOT RENTED
Your own review engine, not a subscription
The asking runs on your own system and your own accounts, so there is no per-month seat to keep paying for and nothing to migrate off later. You keep it whether we carry on or not.
no subscription
TODAY, NOT IN A QUARTER
A slice of who gets named right now
The same buyer questions asked across the main engines, several runs each, and you get the names that came back. Including the runs where yours was not one of them.
on the day
How the measuring works,
in three steps.
The point of it is that it can come back empty and still be honest.
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A fixed set of the questions your buyers actually ask.
Not keywords. The sentences a person types when they have a wet carpet and a phone in their hand, written down once and kept the same every time.
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Each one asked again, on more than one engine.
The same question answered twice does not name the same businesses, so a single run proves nothing. A slice is several runs per question, across the engines people actually use.
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You get the runs, including the empty ones.
If nothing named you this month, that is what the slice says. The number that only ever goes up is the one nobody checked.
The price of a slice is not published yet: it depends on how many runs a prompt needs, and we would rather leave the line blank than print a number we have not settled.
Send us the name of the business.
Back comes one real extraction of your own page, the same way the one above was made, and what is missing from it. 2 to 3 weeks from a yes, and the measuring is separate and cheap enough not to be a decision. No call needed.
$0 is what the next five years cost, on your own figures. See how the measuring works
Tell us what you need
No call required. Describe it, get a fixed price back.